There I was, sipping my freshly brewed latte, when I was unconsciously bopping my head for a bit as the beat of the music finally caught my attention. "So la da di da di, we like to party" kept ringing in my ears. My head tilted from side to side like a dog, poised, having heard a strange noise. "Who's singing this song?" The TV, spotting a young woman wearing all white, finally caught my eyes and with a mighty effect, my jaw dropped to chest level, I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. The young woman was twerking her *** off, tongue hardly inside the mouth, fingers were cut, oozing with strawberry flavoured paint, making out with a doll, everything was just so WRONG. What happened to Miley Cyrus? Miley had finally embraced the walrus in her.
I was in a state of shock, I mean, this is Miley, the girl with the slightly bucked tooth is now making sexual and suggestive movements. Sure, you only live once, and this is a transition from a Disney princess to an adult artist. Sure, no one's perfect and you are bound to make mistakes. Sure, you are an adult now, and choices are yours to make. I couldn't and shouldn't care less about it.
Then, to my horror, I started to have these poundings in my head. Across my table, are some teens, imitating her, tongues rolling in the air like a bizarre anteater. This, I cannot take! This is Hannah Montana after all, her fan-base (or ex, might I add) were that of young girls (or boys, for all it matters). Whatcha thinking GIRL? Your pixie cut hair is just a bad taste, and so are the life you are living now. I repeat, IT DOES NOT WORK! What you just did is just blasting your squeaky clean images off.
Sigh... Things like these always go mainstream. You can live your life however you may desire, but please... You don't have to show it to the world. What next? You going bald? Getting naked and spreading your legs in the air? New sexual images/videos 'leaked'? One wrong move, you will end up like missy Lindsay Lohan. Well, maybe that might put you through all the attention you want.
